thefruitdragon:

Nozaki Umetarou is a treasure that must be preserved for all time.

northeast-artist98:

wingscanspeak:

the-porter-rockwell:

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

Up your game this year, OP.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

Tis the season to taste Satan’s asshole falalala lalalala

tsukkimei:

Fractured moonlight on the sea

trichosirius:

behind the scenes:

nih-key:

me: ya i’m not super interested in su anymore, i mean i still like it bu-

amedot: i’m back bitch

me:

gamecubeeater:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

brownmetal:

tumblr user: *makes a funny post*

some chucklefuck comedian dipshit: ruins it by adding JoJo’s Bizzare Adventure or Overwatch shit

winston.

WONSTON

(Source: bigboyworthless)

claryfightwood:

what is it about kpop that drags people in so successfully like i’ve never seen anyone casually enjoy kpop like i wake up every morning to another mutual lost to kpop their icon, their url, every post on their blog is different it’s like they never even existed as anything else what is happening

(Source: seashellronan)

aneurcyst:

I WAS GOOGLING STUFF FOR HAIR REMOVAL AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE COMMENTS I READ IM CHOKING

sunbathe:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYQcTMVl8pt/

my-cat-said-no:

plasmalogical:

officialusuniki:

Takeo is a true gentleman

this is what were gonna be like in 2017 and beyond

This entire anime is very pure and cute

tastefullyoffensive:

(via alexqarbuckle)

How Ponify ruined my life

kaleran:

skyenet:

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

I’m officially not sorry for introducing you to ponify

targuzzler:

The snack that smiles back, Teeth